I Choose The Bear Baby Tee
Would you rather be alone in the woods with an unknown bear or an unknown man?
The overwhelming consensus among women online is The Bear. Bears act on instinct for food, territory, and self-defense, making their behavior more manageable with the right survival knowledge. A bear encounter, though physically threatening, lacks the psychological and emotional threat posed by a potentially hostile human. And, if attacked by a bear, at least we’d be believed.
The Bear Baby Tee invites reflection on the nuances of human interaction and the paradoxical comfort found in the wild’s untamed purity. "THE BEAR." speaks to those who value transparency over uncertainty, and nature's brutal honesty over human unpredictability, encouraging a deeper conversation about the instincts that drive us to seek safety and solace in the most unexpected places.
Designed by MAJOR MAGK, with major magic.
Would you rather be alone in the woods with an unknown bear or an unknown man?
The overwhelming consensus among women online is The Bear. Bears act on instinct for food, territory, and self-defense, making their behavior more manageable with the right survival knowledge. A bear encounter, though physically threatening, lacks the psychological and emotional threat posed by a potentially hostile human. And, if attacked by a bear, at least we’d be believed.
The Bear Baby Tee invites reflection on the nuances of human interaction and the paradoxical comfort found in the wild’s untamed purity. "THE BEAR." speaks to those who value transparency over uncertainty, and nature's brutal honesty over human unpredictability, encouraging a deeper conversation about the instincts that drive us to seek safety and solace in the most unexpected places.
Designed by MAJOR MAGK, with major magic.
Would you rather be alone in the woods with an unknown bear or an unknown man?
The overwhelming consensus among women online is The Bear. Bears act on instinct for food, territory, and self-defense, making their behavior more manageable with the right survival knowledge. A bear encounter, though physically threatening, lacks the psychological and emotional threat posed by a potentially hostile human. And, if attacked by a bear, at least we’d be believed.
The Bear Baby Tee invites reflection on the nuances of human interaction and the paradoxical comfort found in the wild’s untamed purity. "THE BEAR." speaks to those who value transparency over uncertainty, and nature's brutal honesty over human unpredictability, encouraging a deeper conversation about the instincts that drive us to seek safety and solace in the most unexpected places.
Designed by MAJOR MAGK, with major magic.
DETAILS:
- 100% cotton (fiber content may vary for Heather0color variations)
- Polyester is included for Heather-color variants
- No seams along the sides.
- Curl resistant Collar
GARMENT CARE:
- Machine wash inside out on warm
- Tumble Dry on medium heat
- Iron; steam on low heat
- Do not bleach, do not dry clean
